Saturday, December 25, 2021

Christmas Day

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that all the world should be taxed.

(And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.)

And all went to be taxed, every one into his own city.

And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David:)

To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.

And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.

And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.

And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the shepherds said one to another, Let us now go even unto Bethlehem, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.

And they came with haste, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying in a manger.

And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child.

And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the shepherds.

But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart.

And the shepherds returned, glorifying and praising God for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

-- The Gospel of Luke, chapter 2, verses 1-20.

Friday, December 24, 2021

Christmas Eve

As we approach Christmas, we're breaking to offer this classic, that you may remember from your childhood, or which your children or grandchildren may in future remember from theirs.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But a miniature sleigh and eight tiny rein-deer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name:
"Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donner and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!"
As leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the housetop the coursers they flew
With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas too—
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a pedler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard on his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

-- Clement Clarke Moore

And to you and yours, a happy Christmas!

How to watch the bowl games: Day 7

There are 44 college bowl games/playoff games this year. The first two were on December 17, and the last one, the national championship game, will be on January 10. In all, 86 schools will have played games this post-season.

Streamers used to have a difficult time watching the games live -- at least legally -- but that changed in the 2015 season when the first live streaming service, Sling TV, launched. Now, there are several live streaming services, and you have lots of options when it comes to watching bowl games.

The Games

Friday, December 24

EasyPost Hawai'i Bowl

8:00 PM on ESPN

Memphis (6-6) vs. Hawai'i (6-7)

How to Watch

Like most games, today's game will be on a streaming service that carries ESPN. Here are the services.

ESPN/ESPN2

ESPN carries the most games. A few are carried on ESPN2. All services that carry ESPN also carry ESPN2:

  • Sling Orange ($35)
  • Vidgo ($55)
  • YouTube TV ($65)
  • Fubo ($65)
  • Hulu+Live TV ($70)
  • DirecTV Stream ($70)

The cheapest way to watch all of the bowl games is Sling Orange ($35).

Thursday, December 23, 2021

Watching the bowl games: Day 6

There are 44 college bowl games/playoff games this year. The first two were on December 17, and the last one, the national championship game, will be on January 10. In all, 86 schools will have played games this post-season.

Streamers used to have a difficult time watching the games live -- at least legally -- but that changed in the 2015 season when the first live streaming service, Sling TV, launched. Now, there are several live streaming services, and you have lots of options when it comes to watching bowl games.

The Games

Thursday, December 23

Frisco Football Classic

3:30 PM on ESPN

North Texas (6-6) vs. Miami University (6-6)

Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl

7:00 PM on ESPN

Central Florida (8-4) vs. Florida (6-6)

How to Watch

Both of today's games will be on a streaming service that carries ESPN. Here are the services.

ESPN/ESPN2

ESPN carries the most games. A few are carried on ESPN2. All services that carry ESPN also carry ESPN2:

  • Sling Orange ($35)
  • Vidgo ($55)
  • YouTube TV ($65)
  • Fubo ($65)
  • Hulu+Live TV ($70)
  • DirecTV Stream ($70)

The cheapest way to watch all of the bowl games is Sling Orange ($35).

Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Watching the bowl games: Day 5

There are 44 college bowl games/playoff games this year. The first two were on December 17, and the last one, the national championship game, will be on January 10. In all, 86 schools will have played games this post-season.

Streamers used to have a difficult time watching the games live -- at least legally -- but that changed in the 2015 season when the first live streaming service, Sling TV, launched. Now, there are several live streaming services, and you have lots of options when it comes to watching bowl games.

Wednesday, December 22

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

8:00 PM on ESPN

Missouri (6-6) vs. Army (8-3)

How to Watch

Today's game will be on a streaming service that carries ESPN. Here are those services.

ESPN/ESPN2

ESPN carries the most games. A few are carried on ESPN2. All services that carry ESPN also carry ESPN2:

  • Sling Orange ($35)
  • Vidgo ($55)
  • YouTube TV ($65)
  • Fubo ($65)
  • Hulu+Live TV ($70)
  • DirecTV Stream ($70)

The cheapest way to watch the game is Sling Orange ($35).

Tuesday, December 21, 2021

Not trying to be a Grinch, but...

Roku's blog published a list last week of their top 10 most searched Christmas movies. I'm not sure what

  1. How the Grinch Stole Christmas
  2. National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
  3. A Christmas Story
  4. A Christmas Carol
  5. Elf
  6. Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch
  7. Christmas With the Kranks
  8. Home Alone
  9. The Polar Express
  10. Disney’s A Christmas Carol

Here's my issue. It's not the movies exactly, but it really kind of is. If it searched for "Grinch" would that count as number 1 or number 6 on the list? I have a problem with either one.

You see, if I search for "Grinch," I'm not looking for Benedict Cumberbatch (#6) or Jim Carrey (#1). I'm looking for Boris Karloff and Thurl Ravenscroft. The thing is, you can't watch it unless you own it. It's not available for free streaming. But you can buy it from Amazon or from some other service.

I thought that perhaps that was why they didn't count it, but other movies on the list require a subscription or purchase. So, I'm wondering if the searches for either of those two movies are actually for those two movies, or if searches for the original classic are being counted that way.

Of course, maybe they were able to count them correctly, and the Chuck Jones classic animated feature is there, just not in the top ten. It could be that my personal preferences are clouding my view of this. I have nothing against the Universal/Illumination feature from 2018. In fact, I own a copy. Not for me, but for the grandchildren.

I'm not going to say I have nothing against the Jim Carrey movie. I was tired of him about the time Fire Marshall Bill retired. I never cared for his Grinch movie. But, yes, I own it. For the grandchildren. I mean, just because it's not for me doesn't mean it's not for them.

Back to the question about the search results. Well, I just don't know the answer, and I wonder if Roku knows ... or cares. It's not that big of a deal I suppose. I just prefer anything presented as fact be actual fact. I also prefer Boris Karloff as the Grinch, and Thurl Ravenscroft singing "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch." But, if you prefer one or both of the others, that's great. They're available for streaming, and you can watch them this Christmas season. You can have the Grinch you want in your Streaming Life, whether it's my Grinch or not.

Watching the bowl games: Day 4

There are 44 college bowl games/playoff games this year. The first two are on December 17, and the last one, the national championship game, is on January 10. In all, 86 schools will be playing games this post-season.

Streamers used to have a difficult time watching the games live -- at least legally -- but that changed in the 2015 season when the first live streaming service, Sling TV, launched. Now, there are several live streaming services, and you have lots of options when it comes to watching bowl games.

Today's Games

Two games are scheduled today, and they're not available over the air. You need a streaming service to watch them.

Tuesday, December 21

Famous Idaho Potato Bowl

3:30 PM on ESPN

Kent State (7-6) vs. Wyoming (6-6)

Tropical Smoothie Cafe Frisco Bowl

7:30 PM on ESPN

Texas-San Antonio (12-1) vs. San Diego State (11-2)

How to Watch

Today's games are being streamed on ESPN.

ESPN/ESPN2

ESPN carries today's games. All services that carry ESPN also carry ESPN2:

  • Sling Orange ($35)
  • Vidgo ($55)
  • YouTube TV ($65)
  • Fubo ($65)
  • Hulu+Live TV ($70)
  • DirecTV Stream ($70)

The cheapest way to watch today's bowl games is Sling Orange, at $35.